Wednesday, July 27, 2011

Food Network Star, 7/17/11

The on-camera presentations have come a long way from when Juba and Sexy Justin were freezing and stuttering and all deer-in-headlights. But still, some people need work. Bobby Flay: “This is becoming classic Penny: Not good on camera, good food. Is it going to be enough to save her another week?” NO, PLEASE?

Yay! Cooking for Wolfgang Puck! I heart him. Ok, as everybody was saying what they were going to cook, I knew that Jyll and her risotto (risotto has brought down too many chefs on Top Chef) and Chris and his chocolate cake (he already tried and FAILED, TWICE, to make this cake in a previous episode!!!!) were going to be the bottom two.

Sigh. Penny’s food was good. Again. Dammit. I will never be rid of her.

Well, I was right. Jyll’s risotto was so not a risotto that Wolfgang had to go show her how to make it, and Chris’s cake sucked -- then he added to the douchery by 1. taking a cheap shot at Jyll’s risotto and 2. offering apology after apology after apology. And then he DARED mouth off to Bobby Flay? So long, idiot. And now to say goodbye to Jy —

OHMYGOD, no! To Penny???? Ha hahaaaaaaaaaaaa ha ha! Finally! I have hated her since her creepy (and revolting) "Stilettos in the Kitchen" concept. And do NOT get me startes on how she, not Sexy Justin, should have gone home that episode she murdered that mac n cheese. I guess the judges have been reading the thousands of anti-Penny comments on Facebook and knew that no one would ever watch her show. YAY! As my favorite blogger Michael K of D Listed says, "bitch boom bye!"

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