The Fierce Food Fusion Truck -- The “Philly-rito” and the shrimp avocado taco were yum, so since Orchid had been struggling *and* her pork taco was too vinegary and sour, I knew she was in trouble.
The Balls on the Road truck – Jeff’s lucky his meatballs were a hit, because come on. Balls? *eye roll* Off the top of my head, I came up with “Do you like to play with your food? Well, come eat some Curvy Cuisine! It’s curvy, round fun! It’s yummy in your tummy!” That wouldn’t have offended anyone, and it would’ve been great for kids. Anything other than effing TESTICLES. Jesus. Can’t believe the girls went along with that stupidity. And why the hell would Whitney make falafel with canned chickpeas? If you don’t have the time to do it right, make something else.
The Wrap It Up Truck -- Chris’s Angels? Laaaaaaaame. Chris just won’t stop being Chris, ugh; plus, using eight times as much cream cheese as crab was a pretty rookie mistake. Mary Beth’s ginger lime chicken wrap impressed no one, proving my theory that she’s not gonna win. Dammit, the filet mignon that Penny and her breasts made tasted good so she’s safe again. Despite, again, fighting with her fellow contestants. But at least Bobby called her out for being “most hated.” Ha! Damn right.
Well, buh-bye Orchid. Yet another example of the fact that the early favorite (except for last year’s horrifically unjust season of Project Runway) never wins!
P. S. How the hell does one get to be a Food Network eater? Those lucky dogs! They just show up and chow down!
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