Timed Challenge
-- Jennifer’s vs Tommy’s: they both tasted great, but since Jennifer thought she’d cooked hers improperly and Tommy wowed Gordon with the duck egg, I thought Tommy should have won that one.
-- Paul’s vs Elizabeth’s: That seemed a draw. So of course Gordon gave it to the blue team, so we’d need tiebreaker.
-- Will’s vs Bitchy Elise’s: her undercooked calamari dish loses for the red team. And she starts weeping like a fricking baby. “Stop crying,” Gordon moaned, his voice dripping with irritation. Thanks for saying that, Gordon. On behalf of PLANET EARTH.
Dinner Service
This is not going to be a good night. Elizabeth is, like, not there from the beginning. Tommy ruins the salads. Bitchy Elise makes good risotto, but then she and Elizabeth accidentally ruin Jennifer’s course with bad plating. (“He’s making me nervous!” Bitchy Elise bleats as an excuse. *eye roll*) Elizabeth’s chicken is ready entirely too soon. Tommy rocks his Wellingtons. YAY TOMMY. So does Bitchy Elise, but Jennifer accidentally messes up the potatoes. The blue team’s desserts are perfect, but Bitchy Elise accidentally ruins Jennifer’s apples. And yes, I keep saying “accidentally” intentionally, because I don’t think anybody was screwing up on purpose … though I loved the Bitchy Elise-Jennifer showdown that the apples caused, lol.
Elimination
The blue team guys practically started floating after they received their black jackets. Understandable. Boy, has it been a long road. Jennifer, Bitchy Elise, and Elizabeth on the chopping block! Based on tonight’s performance, they should all go home in a triple elimination, lol. But Bitchy Elise has been in the bottom way more than the other two. Surely, Gordon … YAAAAAAAAY! Jennifer’s still in it! Oh. :( So is the bitch. :( Oh well. The longer Gordon drags out her inevitable sacking, the more glorious it will be when it finally happens. Buh bye, Elizabeth.
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