Tuesday, July 26, 2011

Hell's Kitchen, 7/18/11

A hearty LOL at the look on everyone’s face when the curtain went up and there was no one in the audience. That was mean, Gordon Ramsay. But hilarious.

Way to stick to the script, producers:
-- Carrie putting sugar in the potatoes – dumb blonde stereotype
-- Will being loud, cocky, and from New Jersey – Jersey Shore male stereotype
-- Jonathan using canned pineapple – dumb redneck stereotype
-- Elise being an abrasive loud-mouth – fulfilling the sassy black bitch stereotype (*heavy sigh* I should be used to this by now. On 95% of reality tv, The Black Girl = The Bitch. But I'm not, so it's still really damn annoying.)

Dinner Service:
And heeeeeeeeere we go. Elise tried to out-scream Gordon, couldn’t cook a risotto, then left her station and got benched for it. *another heavy sigh*

Oh look, Ditzy Carrie can’t cook scallops. She should hook up with Brendan, since he can’t cook potatoes. And Brendan calling Paul a dumpling and a meatball made me LOL, but they’re both douches.

Elimination!
Steven's going home? Monterray and Chino, IMO, screwed up worse. That smacked of ageism.

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